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Thailand eyes 7 U.F.O. deal

In order to improve and protect the country Thailand has been on a bit of  spending spree over the past few months. We got armored vehicles, tanks and submarines that are being bought from China, fighter jets from South (!) Korea. Moreover the cabinet was asked to come up with arms wish list for a (shopping) trip to the US. #SafetyFirst

It’s not only the military sector however that is being improved. Besides the fantastic public transport improvements in the capital Bangkok (adding extra stations to the BTS line between existing (!) stops for example) the country also works on connecting its biggest cities on a faster track and hence approved a bullet train connection that aims to connect Thailand with Southern China.

While this all sounds nice, this isn’t all and Thailand got one more ace up its sleeve to improve its military and transport all at once. As we heard, and may add the ‘breaking’ tag here to that story, Thailand approved budget in order to purchase 7 UFOs. Detailed research via several trustworthy sources (as seen below) indicate that UFOs would help Thailand and the Thai people immensely in their daily routine and hence the planned 7,3 kazillion THB will be spent well. Sources say the money will be made cutting rice, rubber and mangosteen support as those farmers make enough anyways and should just support their country’s efforts for once.

Sascha Funk

Founder / Editor at My-Thai.org
Sascha is the publisher of my-thai.org and switched from an online marketing agency life in Europe to a teaching and education life in Thailand. He also writes about Teaching & Technology.

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